{"id":79,"date":"2008-02-07T21:22:48","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T02:22:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/07\/my-hearts-desire\/"},"modified":"2008-02-07T21:22:48","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T02:22:48","slug":"my-hearts-desire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/07\/my-hearts-desire\/","title":{"rendered":"My Heart&#039;s Desire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/kronk.jpg\" title=\"Kronk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/kronk.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Kronk\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/yzmacat.jpg\" title=\"yzmacat.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/yzmacat.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"yzmacat.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a>I want a Kronk of my very own.   Where does one find one?  Of course, there are often days I feel like Yzma-kitty, so maybe that ain&#8217;t so hot after all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want a Kronk of my very own. Where does one find one? Of course, there are often days I feel like Yzma-kitty, so maybe that ain&#8217;t so hot after all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}