{"id":75,"date":"2008-02-03T11:55:23","date_gmt":"2008-02-03T16:55:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/03\/why-i-am-in-favor-of-testicles-for-trucks\/"},"modified":"2008-02-03T11:55:23","modified_gmt":"2008-02-03T16:55:23","slug":"why-i-am-in-favor-of-testicles-for-trucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/03\/why-i-am-in-favor-of-testicles-for-trucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I Am in Favor of Testicles for Trucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/trucknutz.JPG\" title=\"Truck Testicles\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/trucknutz.JPG\" alt=\"Truck Testicles\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a>Apparently there&#8217;s a new fad out there &#8212; hanging rubber or chrome testicles from a truck&#8217;s trailer hitch.<\/p>\n<p>And because it&#8217;s (OMGWTFBBQ!) a physcial representation of a body part having something to do with &lt;gasp!&gt; sex, some peabrain in the Commonwealth of Virginia wants to ban them.<\/p>\n<p>I think balls for trucks are <em>great<\/em>!  They&#8217;re awesome.  They&#8217;re a big ole danglin&#8217; sign that there&#8217;s someone in that truck that is too tacky for me to associate with.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, really&#8230; Without those swingin&#8217; nuts, I might actually have to waste the valuable, limited seconds of my life listening to them <em>talk<\/em> to discover they&#8217;re too idiotic to be worth my time.<\/p>\n<p>So if you feel the need to give your truck balls, why go for it, my dear.<\/p>\n<p>And thank you from the bottom of my heart for your philanthropic service.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently there&#8217;s a new fad out there &#8212; hanging rubber or chrome testicles from a truck&#8217;s trailer hitch. And because it&#8217;s (OMGWTFBBQ!) a physcial representation of a body part having something to do with &lt;gasp!&gt; sex, some peabrain in the Commonwealth of Virginia wants to ban them. I think balls for trucks are great! They&#8217;re &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/03\/why-i-am-in-favor-of-testicles-for-trucks\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Why I Am in Favor of Testicles for Trucks&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}