{"id":61,"date":"2008-01-16T10:52:01","date_gmt":"2008-01-16T15:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/16\/real-writer\/"},"modified":"2008-01-16T10:52:01","modified_gmt":"2008-01-16T15:52:01","slug":"real-writer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2008\/01\/16\/real-writer\/","title":{"rendered":"&#034;Real Writer&#034;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"left\">I remember reading something some years ago about being a &#8220;real&#8221; writer or a professional writer.  It went something along the lines of:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If you write something and you get a check for it, it doesn&#8217;t bounce, and then you go pay the electric bill with it, you&#8217;re a professional writer.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I think it may have been Stephen King.   I&#8217;m not a fan of his fiction particularly, but I&#8217;m very fond of what he has to say about <em>being<\/em> a writer.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I&#8217;m a professional writer.  It&#8217;s weird to wrap my mind around that.  I don&#8217;t earn <em>all<\/em> of my living writing, but I don&#8217;t earn all of my living doing <em>any <\/em>one thing.  I teach, give advice&#8230; buncha stuff.   I was asked in the gym a couple of days ago where I worked.  When I said I was self-employed, she asked me, &#8220;Doing what?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230; Everything?<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t self-identify as a writer the first time I earned money as a writer<sup>1<\/sup>.  To this day, I do not know why.   I think I had the idea that &#8220;real&#8221; writers saw their work in bookstores.  It bothers me, sometimes, that I did not embrace the label.  I think I might have been more serious about my career.  But I only saw it in terms of big magazine sales or book contracts.<\/p>\n<p>I remember all the pre-Internet advice on getting started freelancing.   What no-one said, and I wish someone had was, &#8220;Don&#8217;t sell yourself short, but don&#8217;t be afraid of the chump change assignments at first.   Everyone pays their dues in a profession.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be the first to say that the skill of <em>good<\/em> writing is shamelessly undervalued.   A &#8220;real&#8221; published author of my acquaintance cautioned me that she could have earned more per hour working at McDonald&#8217;s than she did on a book I had been rather fulsome in praising.<\/p>\n<p>True enough, but you cannot flip burgers from your writin&#8217; chair, either!  I mean, this is my office!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/imgp3890.jpg\" title=\"imgp3890.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/imgp3890.jpg\" title=\"imgp3890.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/imgp3890.jpg\" alt=\"My Office\" height=\"285\" width=\"405\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Honesty forces me to point out that this pic is somewhat neater than my office at present.  There&#8217;s a sweater I am working on at the foot of the ottoman, and there is a coffee cup on the table as well as some balls of yarn.  Oh, and there&#8217;s a phone and iPod cable on the arm of the chair.  But, yeah, that&#8217;s where I work (cum laptop) unless I&#8217;m offsite for something.  I don&#8217;t teach from that chair!  No, I&#8217;m bouncing around the classroom throwing erasers and telling people clip art is the tool of the Devil<sup>2<\/sup>.<\/p>\n<p>This is something I&#8217;ve wanted since I was in my late teens.  Now, when I was sixteen or so, laptops did exist (they were invented in 1982), but hardly commonplace, powerful tools they are today.   If I wanted to write somewhere besides a desk, I was writing on paper and in longhand.   The internet as we know it really didn&#8217;t exist, either, so the virtual office or hiring people thousands of miles away wasn&#8217;t as common as it is now.  I may do most of my work in that comfy chair (and <em>god<\/em> is it comfy!), but I could do it in an airport or on a beach just as easily.<\/p>\n<p>Ain&#8217;t modern technology grand?<\/p>\n<p><sup>1<\/sup>It was a book on how to open a mailing business for a course my client intended to teach on the subject.  I&#8217;ve since made extensive use of the research I did for it for my own business work.  The fringe benefits of the profession can be amazing!<\/p>\n<p><sup>2<\/sup> Don&#8217;t ask me why. This guarantees a laugh and a good review from the student.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I remember reading something some years ago about being a &#8220;real&#8221; writer or a professional writer. It went something along the lines of: If you write something and you get a check for it, it doesn&#8217;t bounce, and then you go pay the electric bill with it, you&#8217;re a professional writer. 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