{"id":539,"date":"2009-10-26T18:05:36","date_gmt":"2009-10-26T22:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/blog\/?p=539"},"modified":"2009-10-26T18:05:36","modified_gmt":"2009-10-26T22:05:36","slug":"black-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2009\/10\/26\/black-friday\/","title":{"rendered":"Black Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so my husband is ranting about consumerism, especially in relation to the day after Thanksgiving sales.<\/p>\n<p>(If you&#8217;re a maternal relative of mine, now would be a good time to swallow anything you&#8217;re drinking and to put down the cup. \u00a0This won&#8217;t really be funny to anyone else).<\/p>\n<p>Man of the House: \u00a0Son, we your mother and I were young, we didn&#8217;t bounce out of bed on the day after Thanksgiving to go hit the sales.<\/p>\n<p>Me: (eyebrow raised): \u00a0Nanny always loved to go shopping on Black Friday.<\/p>\n<p>Man of the House: \u00a0Well, she was an economic visionary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so my husband is ranting about consumerism, especially in relation to the day after Thanksgiving sales. (If you&#8217;re a maternal relative of mine, now would be a good time to swallow anything you&#8217;re drinking and to put down the cup. \u00a0This won&#8217;t really be funny to anyone else). Man of the House: \u00a0Son, we &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2009\/10\/26\/black-friday\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Black Friday&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}