{"id":409,"date":"2009-06-13T10:14:34","date_gmt":"2009-06-13T15:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/blog\/?p=409"},"modified":"2009-06-13T10:14:34","modified_gmt":"2009-06-13T15:14:34","slug":"push-reel-mower-and-being-the-designated-control-freak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2009\/06\/13\/push-reel-mower-and-being-the-designated-control-freak\/","title":{"rendered":"Push Reel Mower and Being the Designated Control Freak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My household, when we moved to our present home, did not own a lawnmower.\u00a0 The man of the house, who claimed the job of mowing the lawn as his, decided he wanted a push reel mower.\u00a0 Me?<\/p>\n<p>I figured this fell under the role of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/2008\/04\/13\/designated-control-freak\/\">Designated Control Freak<\/a> (or DCF).\u00a0 He wanted to be The Mower of the Lawn, he could get whatever he wanted to accomplish the job.\u00a0 It seemed a bit goofy to me, but since it wasn&#8217;t my problem, I didn&#8217;t figure I needed a say.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it was a few years before I used it.\u00a0 You see, it took that long before the lawn got too high for me to want to tolerate, so of course that made <strong>me<\/strong> the lawn DCF.\u00a0 (The usual lawn DCF being in the throes of an insanely busy work schedule).\u00a0 I hauled it out without much enthusiasm, but with great curiosity, as I&#8217;d never tried it before.\u00a0 Since it was a <em>gadget<\/em> rather than a big, indimidating noisy machine like the <a href=\"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2008\/12\/22\/the-what-happens-next-machine\/\">snow blower<\/a>, I figured it was worth a go.<\/p>\n<p>I found out something.\u00a0 Push reel mowers are fun!\u00a0 They do make a low-level rattling noise, and there is an art to keeping the blades spinning to get the appropriate cut, but they&#8217;re more fun than the gas thing I occasionally used as a kid. (My theory is that like the man of the house here, my father <strong>liked<em> <\/em><\/strong>mowing the lawn, so I was rarely asked to do it).<\/p>\n<p>We got one mostly because they&#8217;re cheap to buy, they don&#8217;t use gas, so they&#8217;re cheap to use, and they&#8217;re not noisy.\u00a0 While yes yes yes, they&#8217;re pretty environmentally sound, the choice was more about saving money than saving the environment.\u00a0 Though as I often maintain, conservation and such is often the more economical way to go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My household, when we moved to our present home, did not own a lawnmower.\u00a0 The man of the house, who claimed the job of mowing the lawn as his, decided he wanted a push reel mower.\u00a0 Me? I figured this fell under the role of Designated Control Freak (or DCF).\u00a0 He wanted to be The &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2009\/06\/13\/push-reel-mower-and-being-the-designated-control-freak\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Push Reel Mower and Being the Designated Control Freak&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}