{"id":36,"date":"2007-09-08T06:20:43","date_gmt":"2007-09-08T11:20:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/08\/36\/"},"modified":"2007-09-08T06:20:43","modified_gmt":"2007-09-08T11:20:43","slug":"36","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2007\/09\/08\/36\/","title":{"rendered":"A.A. Milne Meets Gene Rodenberry"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;Bother&#8221;, said Pooh. &#8220;Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock phasers with the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">&#8212; Probably Stolen From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nancybuttons.com\/\">Nancy Buttons<\/a>. Most of my other sigs are.<\/p>\n<p>I incautiously sent my son an email with this sig line.  I have now been requested to write a story about it.<\/p>\n<p>See, I&#8217;m on my way to becoming the next Neil Gaiman.  I get writing prompts from my kids.  (Oh, let me have my fantasy, dammit).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Bother&#8221;, said Pooh. &#8220;Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock phasers with the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three.&#8221; &#8212; Probably Stolen From Nancy Buttons. Most of my other sigs are. I incautiously sent my son an email with this sig line. I have now been requested to write a story about it. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2007\/09\/08\/36\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A.A. Milne Meets Gene Rodenberry&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}