{"id":313,"date":"2009-02-24T18:11:49","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T23:11:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/blog\/?p=313"},"modified":"2009-02-24T18:11:49","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T23:11:49","slug":"household-council","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2009\/02\/24\/household-council\/","title":{"rendered":"Household Council"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ME:  <strong>Boy!<\/strong> Come downstairs!<br \/>\n<span class=\"ljuser\" style=\"white-space: nowrap;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/muscle-boy.livejournal.com\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"ContextualPopup\" style=\"border: 0pt none; vertical-align: bottom; padding-right: 1px;\" src=\"http:\/\/p-stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/muscle-boy.livejournal.com\/\"><strong>muscle_boy<\/strong><\/a><\/span>:  Yes, Mama?<br \/>\nMe:  Son, I was trying to get out of cooking dinner.<br \/>\n<span class=\"ljuser\" style=\"white-space: nowrap;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/muscle-boy.livejournal.com\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"ContextualPopup\" style=\"border: 0pt none; vertical-align: bottom; padding-right: 1px;\" src=\"http:\/\/p-stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/muscle-boy.livejournal.com\/\"><strong>muscle_boy<\/strong><\/a><\/span>:  Thanks for being honest.<br \/>\nMe: (laughs) But in my contemplation, I thought that maybe we could make it a group effort. I&#8217;ll make a spaghetti sauce, if you&#8217;ll make the pasta.<br \/>\n<span class=\"ljuser\" style=\"white-space: nowrap;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/muscle-boy.livejournal.com\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"ContextualPopup\" style=\"border: 0pt none; vertical-align: bottom; padding-right: 1px;\" src=\"http:\/\/p-stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/muscle-boy.livejournal.com\/\"><strong>muscle_boy<\/strong><\/a><\/span>: (punching the air) Yes!<sup>1<\/sup> But, what about Daddy?<br \/>\nMe: Daddy usually cleans up and I think that&#8217;s a valid contribution to dinner.<br \/>\n<span class=\"ljuser\" style=\"white-space: nowrap;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/muscle-boy.livejournal.com\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"ContextualPopup\" style=\"border: 0pt none; vertical-align: bottom; padding-right: 1px;\" src=\"http:\/\/p-stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/muscle-boy.livejournal.com\/\"><strong>muscle_boy<\/strong><\/a><\/span>:  Okay.<\/p>\n<p>It was the &#8220;Thanks for being honest&#8221; part that got to me&#8230;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><sup>1<\/sup><span class=\"ljuser\" style=\"white-space: nowrap;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/muscle-boy.livejournal.com\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"ContextualPopup\" style=\"border: 0pt none; vertical-align: bottom; padding-right: 1px;\" src=\"http:\/\/p-stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/muscle-boy.livejournal.com\/\"><strong>muscle_boy<\/strong><\/a><\/span> is fond of his own home-made pasta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ME: Boy! Come downstairs! muscle_boy: Yes, Mama? Me: Son, I was trying to get out of cooking dinner. muscle_boy: Thanks for being honest. Me: (laughs) But in my contemplation, I thought that maybe we could make it a group effort. I&#8217;ll make a spaghetti sauce, if you&#8217;ll make the pasta. muscle_boy: (punching the air) Yes!1 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2009\/02\/24\/household-council\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Household Council&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goofiness"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}