{"id":280,"date":"2009-01-18T11:02:11","date_gmt":"2009-01-18T16:02:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/blog\/?p=280"},"modified":"2009-01-18T11:02:11","modified_gmt":"2009-01-18T16:02:11","slug":"no-right-click-on-a-snow-blower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2009\/01\/18\/no-right-click-on-a-snow-blower\/","title":{"rendered":"No Right Click on a Snow Blower"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m about to teach a teacher how to use a snowblower.<\/p>\n<p>Now, we&#8217;re both geeks.\u00a0 I told him I was going to talk him through how to use the snowblower by talking him through it just like I teach computer applications.\u00a0 He got a pained look and said, &#8220;Yes, but I can&#8217;t right click on a snowblower for a help file if I forget what you said!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m about to teach a teacher how to use a snowblower. Now, we&#8217;re both geeks.\u00a0 I told him I was going to talk him through how to use the snowblower by talking him through it just like I teach computer applications.\u00a0 He got a pained look and said, &#8220;Yes, but I can&#8217;t right click on &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2009\/01\/18\/no-right-click-on-a-snow-blower\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;No Right Click on a Snow Blower&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}