{"id":1554,"date":"2014-11-21T19:40:28","date_gmt":"2014-11-21T23:40:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/blog\/?p=1554"},"modified":"2016-12-07T10:12:37","modified_gmt":"2016-12-07T15:12:37","slug":"eighty-eight-cent-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2014\/11\/21\/eighty-eight-cent-pizza\/","title":{"rendered":"Eighty-eight Cent Pizza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know it&#8217;s fashionable to snark poor people who eat a lot of prepackaged food, and I won&#8217;t say I am not in favor of cooking for oneself and eating fresh. I had a salad for lunch and old-fashioned oatmeal for breakfast.<\/p>\n<p>But\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Today is Friday. And I didn&#8217;t feel like cooking. We had run by the grocery store because we ran out of eggs. In wandering around, we joked about getting a pizza, which I was kind of against (I&#8217;m trying to be frugal, what with a kid in college and all) when I ran across this.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a personal pizza. 350 calories. It cost 88 cents. This amused me so much, I bought two for dinner for my husband and I tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Then, I felt like a jerk for being amused.<\/p>\n<p>Now to be honest, I can afford to make a full-sized pizza (oh yeah, I know how and have a good mixer to knead the dough) or really even order one delivered if I want to spend my disposable money that way. Oh, yeah. I have a little disposable money.<\/p>\n<p>Let me tell you, if I did not have any disposable money, that pizza would move from being an attractive and amusing Friday night I&#8217;ve-had-a-long-day dinner to a reasonable meal option.<\/p>\n<p>Eighty-eight cents for something moderately tasty that&#8217;s got enough calories to be an okay dinner? Uh, yeah!<\/p>\n<p>Eighty-eight cents for something that takes no prep time when I am tired? And I assure you if I had no disposable income I would be exhausted from trying to make ends meet. I mean, get real. I stood in a comfortable classroom or sat in a comfortable office all day today, and I&#8217;m still tired. Were I poor, I&#8217;d be working a lot harder in a much more physically exhausting environment. Uh, yeah!<\/p>\n<p>Eighty-eight cents to have something I mentally tag as a treat that I could possibly afford to give my kids? Uh, yeah!<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m not poor, and in general, I am not too tired to make at least a veggie-egg scramble or something equally &#8220;okay&#8221; with the whole food puritans. I&#8217;ve got knife skills, and it would have taken me no longer to make huevos rancheros than it did to wait for that pizza to cook.<\/p>\n<p>But on the other hand, those huevos rancheros would cost a bit more than eighty-eight cents a serving. I&#8217;m lucky enough it doesn&#8217;t matter to me, but there are people in the world it does matter to.<\/p>\n<p>I believe in cooking from scratch and whole food, but I don&#8217;t have it in me to snark the eighty-eight cent pizza.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know it&#8217;s fashionable to snark poor people who eat a lot of prepackaged food, and I won&#8217;t say I am not in favor of cooking for oneself and eating fresh. I had a salad for lunch and old-fashioned oatmeal for breakfast. But\u2026 Today is Friday. And I didn&#8217;t feel like cooking. 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