{"id":151,"date":"2008-06-15T15:25:22","date_gmt":"2008-06-15T19:25:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/blog\/?p=151"},"modified":"2008-06-15T15:25:22","modified_gmt":"2008-06-15T19:25:22","slug":"the-new-thirty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2008\/06\/15\/the-new-thirty\/","title":{"rendered":"The New Thirty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What the hell is up with the contortions about what age is what?<\/p>\n<p>I got it first almost ten  years ago from an OBGYN who was fitting me with an IUD and scolding me about my weight, saying that biologically I was more like my grandparents in their late teens, so I should be careful.\u00a0 I never quite understood that.\u00a0 Three generations isn&#8217;t enough to promote a change in aging that dramatic.\u00a0 I do appear younger than my grandparents did at my age, but that&#8217;s because I am more careful about sun and don&#8217;t smoke. That&#8217;s about it.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t look younger than my non-smoking mother did at my age &#8212; and that&#8217;s a time period about which I have quite clear memories, as I was already an adult.<\/p>\n<p>It hit me again recently when I was looking up long hair care techniques.\u00a0 I&#8217;m a swimmer, I wear my hair about waist length, and I dye my hair.\u00a0 Since it&#8217;s quite chemically-abused, I was checking some stuff out.<\/p>\n<p>There was the usual advice that when a woman hits forty she should cut her hair (anyone really wanna bet that in six months I&#8217;ll be sporting a short hairstyle?\u00a0 REALLY???? Sort of impending chemo-therapy, and using my hair to make a wig, we&#8217;re talking SERIOUS improbability)<\/p>\n<p>Then I ran across this article that explained that it&#8217;s <em>okay<\/em> for a woman past forty to wear her hair long &#8220;because forty is the new thirty.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No, forty is still forty.\u00a0 And it&#8217;s okay to wear long hair under one condition: That you <em>want<\/em> to.<\/p>\n<p>I always liked Gloria Steinem&#8217;s retort to the reporter who told her she didn&#8217;t look like she was forty.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is what forty looks like!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What the hell is up with the contortions about what age is what? I got it first almost ten years ago from an OBGYN who was fitting me with an IUD and scolding me about my weight, saying that biologically I was more like my grandparents in their late teens, so I should be careful.\u00a0 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2008\/06\/15\/the-new-thirty\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The New Thirty&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}