{"id":1429,"date":"2013-11-09T07:52:38","date_gmt":"2013-11-09T12:52:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/blog\/?p=1429"},"modified":"2013-11-09T07:52:38","modified_gmt":"2013-11-09T12:52:38","slug":"tights-arent-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2013\/11\/09\/tights-arent-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Tights Aren't Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apparently it’s a Thing to analyze people’s garments (okay women’s<\/em> garments, and we all know women aren’t quite people and need a bit of extra scrutiny to make them fit to exist) and decide whether or not the bifurcation is tights or pants and then get all up in a fit if somone is wearing tights with a shirt.<\/p>\n

My take?<\/p>\n

I don’t care.\u00a0 Not because I don’t care about fashion or personal adornment.\u00a0 I care a great deal about it, enjoy adorning myself to my personal tastes and have a hobby of making clothes, for pity’s sake.<\/p>\n

I don’t care because unless someone walks up to me and asks <\/em>me for a critique of their outfit, I don’t need to spend mental energy analyzing their clothes.\u00a0\u00a0 Few people dress to my personal tastes, and I’m okay with that.\u00a0 The world doesn’t owe me a consistent esthically-pleasing view.\u00a0 I mean, sure, I’m arrogant and entitlement-minded, but there are limits.\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n

I have Views on dress appropriateness, oh very yes.\u00a0\u00a0 But if you don’t ask me, I’m going to presume my opinion doesn’t count in that instance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Apparently it’s a Thing to analyze people’s garments (okay women’s garments, and we all know women aren’t quite people and need a bit of extra scrutiny to make them fit to exist) and decide whether or not the bifurcation is tights or pants and then get all up in a fit if somone is wearing … <\/p>\n

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