{"id":1358,"date":"2013-01-10T10:23:42","date_gmt":"2013-01-10T15:23:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/blog\/?p=1358"},"modified":"2013-01-10T10:23:42","modified_gmt":"2013-01-10T15:23:42","slug":"not-a-real-knitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2013\/01\/10\/not-a-real-knitter\/","title":{"rendered":"Not a Real Knitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1580178340\"><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/090113_2221_NotaRealKni1.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a>I&#8217;ve been reading <em>Knitting Rules: The Yarn Harlot&#8217;s Bag of Tricks<\/em>, and I&#8217;ve come to the conclusion that I am not a real knitter.  I have a yarn stash, yes.  It&#8217;s contained in one, <em>one<\/em> bin in the bottom of my closet and is mostly made of leftover yarn from former projects. If I go to a yarn store, I know exactly what I need for my current project, and I buy exactly that.  I do not fondle yarn.  I&#8217;m not in love with yarn.  While I do prefer 100% wool for my knitting, friends, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.knitpicks.com\/cfyarns\/yarn_display.cfm?ID=5420110\">Wool of the Andes<\/a> is my go-to yarn.<sup>1<\/sup>  I don&#8217;t fondle the skeins and think about what the yarn &#8220;wants&#8221; to be.  I think about what I want to make, then select the appropriate yarn.  It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t love good construction materials.  I live in Northern New England and there is a <em>reason<\/em> I love wool!\n<\/p>\n<p>But apparently the real knitter has a stash that&#8217;s big enough to be embarrassing, but not so embarrassing that there isn&#8217;t a bit of brag going on.  The real knitter hides how much one spends on yarn from partners.  The real knitter could happily use the stash as a mattress.  The real knitter is obsessed in yarn stores, fondles the different yarns and consults with it so that it is possible to discover what that yarn wants to be.\n<\/p>\n<p>I admit it.  I&#8217;m not a real knitter.  I just make sweaters and socks and hats with sticks and string.\n<\/p>\n<p>___________________\n<\/p>\n<p><sup>1 <\/sup>It&#8217;s about as inexpensive as you can get and still be knitting in 100% wool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been reading Knitting Rules: The Yarn Harlot&#8217;s Bag of Tricks, and I&#8217;ve come to the conclusion that I am not a real knitter. I have a yarn stash, yes. It&#8217;s contained in one, one bin in the bottom of my closet and is mostly made of leftover yarn from former projects. If I go &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2013\/01\/10\/not-a-real-knitter\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Not a Real Knitter&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knitting","category-rant"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}