{"id":1322,"date":"2013-02-17T11:10:37","date_gmt":"2013-02-17T16:10:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/blog\/?p=1322"},"modified":"2013-02-17T11:10:37","modified_gmt":"2013-02-17T16:10:37","slug":"knee-socks-and-garters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2013\/02\/17\/knee-socks-and-garters\/","title":{"rendered":"Knee Socks and Garters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/090113_2211_KneeSocksan1.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/>I like to wear skirts, especially broomstick skirt.  Yes, I know that it means I&#8217;m not fashionable.  I don&#8217;t owe the world fashionable, but I think I owe me what I like.  So, yeah, broomstick skirts.\n<\/p>\n<p>I also like to wear them in the winter.  I live in Northern New England.  So, you can start to see a bit of a problem, right?\n<\/p>\n<p>Now, you can wear long johns under a skirt, and certainly you&#8217;re warm.  But white long johns peeking out underneath my skirt hem offends my limited fashion sense, and I&#8217;m not hipster enough to want to wear colorful leggings under a skirt.  Sure, it can look cute.  It just doesn&#8217;t happen to be my thing.\n<\/p>\n<p>My solution is knee socks.  I knit, so why not, right?  They fit over the long johns, and add some extra warmth (ahhh, wool socks).\n<\/p>\n<p>What they don&#8217;t do all that great on the rounded limb is <em>bloody well stay <strong>up<\/strong><\/em>.\n<\/p>\n<p>Now, when I was a Brownie and Girl Scout back when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, the official uniform included a knee-length jumper option with knee socks and these little sock garters with a flappy thing that I&#8217;m too lazy to look up the appropriate term for.  Scottish men in formal kilts wear them.  I&#8217;m sure some of my costumer readers know this term off the tops of their heads.*\n<\/p>\n<p>I could also sew the elastic into the sock.  I know some knitters knit elastic the last few inches at the top, but didn&#8217;t have any thin elastic on hand or a way to get it, so I didn&#8217;t try that method.\n<\/p>\n<p>So now, I am wondering whether to make sock garters or sew an elastic band into the sock.  If I sew it into the sock, the sock would have to get lost to lose the garters, but it&#8217;s only good for that one sock.  If I make garters, I only have to have a pair or two.\n<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m probably going to go with garters, just for fun.  Maybe even a Maureen Johnson version, but they&#8217;d have to be blue instead of green. \ud83d\ude09\n<\/p>\n<p>_____________________________________________\n<\/p>\n<p>* Yes, it would have been quicker to look it up than write what I did.  I like to indulge Geek Answer Syndrome when I can.  Call it a public service.  Ever kind, considerate and thoughtful, that&#8217;s me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like to wear skirts, especially broomstick skirt. Yes, I know that it means I&#8217;m not fashionable. I don&#8217;t owe the world fashionable, but I think I owe me what I like. So, yeah, broomstick skirts. I also like to wear them in the winter. I live in Northern New England. 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