{"id":127,"date":"2008-05-15T01:09:05","date_gmt":"2008-05-15T06:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/blog\/?p=127"},"modified":"2008-05-15T01:09:05","modified_gmt":"2008-05-15T06:09:05","slug":"insecurity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2008\/05\/15\/insecurity\/","title":{"rendered":"Insecurity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I feel professionally insecure, I watch this. <object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/JU4S2BIqoHY&amp;hl=en\" \/><\/object> Then I feel a whole bunch better.  I think I need a flugelhorn.  In other news, I had my first orientation at the gym as an employee.  I think it&#8217;s gonna be a nice place to work.  Cheerful and friendly suits me fine.  Also, they&#8217;re paying for the CPR course, and I get a discount on my lifeguard certification if I want one.  I was warned if I get that cert, I&#8217;ll be called on to use it.  Oh weep for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I feel professionally insecure, I watch this. Then I feel a whole bunch better. I think I need a flugelhorn. In other news, I had my first orientation at the gym as an employee. I think it&#8217;s gonna be a nice place to work. Cheerful and friendly suits me fine. Also, they&#8217;re paying for &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2008\/05\/15\/insecurity\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Insecurity&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}