{"id":1090,"date":"2007-08-13T23:00:58","date_gmt":"2007-08-14T03:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noelfigart.com\/blog\/?p=4"},"modified":"2007-08-13T23:00:58","modified_gmt":"2007-08-14T03:00:58","slug":"a-grammar-public-service-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2007\/08\/13\/a-grammar-public-service-announcement\/","title":{"rendered":"A Grammar Public Service Announcement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Your = possessive.  i.e.  Your car, your boat, your rotten grammar.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re = a contraction for &#8220;you are&#8221;.  i.e.  Your rotten grammar makes you look like you&#8217;re an idiot.<\/p>\n<p>This is not aimed at the casual blogger.  This is for people in professional fucking journals who, at least in theory, have fucking editors to catch shit like that.<\/p>\n<p>You writers out there really oughta<sup>1<\/sup> figure this stuff out, too, ya know.  In theory, your tools are your words and you&#8217;re making yourself look like an idiot if you cannot employ your tools to your advantage to show you&#8217;re a professional.<\/p>\n<p>Just sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><sup>1<\/sup>Yes, yes, yes, I&#8217;m aware when I write, I use colloquial terms.  You&#8217;ll also note that I&#8217;m specifically doing so as a technique to mimic folksy speech on purpose.  I am perfectly capable of writing formally when necessary.  It is more often necessary in the course of my own work to create a rapport with my audience. This generally requires a certain rhythm to my &#8220;voice&#8221; best expressed by my native accent and speech patterns.  If you think it is not a specifically-chosen technique, you&#8217;re sadly fooling yourself about the thought a writer puts into her craft!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your = possessive. i.e. Your car, your boat, your rotten grammar. You&#8217;re = a contraction for &#8220;you are&#8221;. i.e. Your rotten grammar makes you look like you&#8217;re an idiot. This is not aimed at the casual blogger. This is for people in professional fucking journals who, at least in theory, have fucking editors to catch &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/2007\/08\/13\/a-grammar-public-service-announcement\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Grammar Public Service Announcement&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1090"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noelfigart.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}