Okay, so my husband is ranting about consumerism, especially in relation to the day after Thanksgiving sales.
(If you’re a maternal relative of mine, now would be a good time to swallow anything you’re drinking and to put down the cup. This won’t really be funny to anyone else).
Man of the House: Son, we your mother and I were young, we didn’t bounce out of bed on the day after Thanksgiving to go hit the sales.
Me: (eyebrow raised): Nanny always loved to go shopping on Black Friday.
Man of the House: Well, she was an economic visionary.