Noël Lynne Figart

A.A. Milne Meets Gene Rodenberry

“Bother”, said Pooh. “Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock phasers with the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three.”

– Probably Stolen From Nancy Buttons. Most of my other sigs are.

I incautiously sent my son an email with this sig line. I have now been requested to write a story about it.

See, I’m on my way to becoming the next Neil Gaiman. I get writing prompts from my kids. (Oh, let me have my fantasy, dammit).